You are literally begging everyone to pitch you swamp land in the Everglades and worse.

That's literally all it is.I think the cool thing here is you were able to use a lot of OPM and you were honest about what your real estate REALLY looks like.

I literally gave him my card after and said "call me when you need to sub this out.

I've already bought the property because I was afraid of rising rates (got a 3.4% thank goodness because they're literally in the 7s now), but it's still costing me 1800/month before construction starts.

Doesn't change that I am getting flushed on the deal.

Literally just buying a property costs a bunch of money - more or less depending on your locality and state. 

If that were true, it would literally be better to put your money in savings bonds and no one would invest in real estate.Exactly.

I'm sorry if this is obvious to others here, but I'm literally trying to explain this to my tax preparer and she's trying to tell me, "Well, you did use any portion for rental use..." 

It literally takes 5 minutes to put that on.

Older cities would literally decay.Just imagine nobody would fix up old apartments, because of your girlfriend's line of thinking.We get paid by society for the problems we solve and the value we provide.