pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered type stuff.

You could hire the best coach in the world, but if you slack off, you'll still wind up fat and losing the game.  

It's great that you can qualify for a big fat loan.

Over the past several years I had learned a ton of usable nutritional information from books like "Wheat Belly" and "Grain Bran" to vastly improve my health, clear up some previous dietary related medical conditions, and shave my body fat down to around 12%.

If investing in notes requires me to trust a counterparty looking for fat fees in places I don't live, and it requires a TON of effort on my part....why not just invest in my home market.  

For now we'll concentrate on building up reserves...my thinking is that fat reserves will provide the same security that a paid off property would give us.

Any professional Appraisers here that I could chew the fat with?

Yep, probably a big fat mortgage. 

My fat fingers do more harm than good on this galaxy S5......damn!

This is a BRRRR which is a different kind of mortgage and we are looking for a bank that will Refinance it for usSometimes it's the properties that make the decision.Well it' not over until the "Fat Lady Sings" and we will see if its a winner or a loser.