I would lean towards nice laminate over butcher block.

I work at the Oldtown Station, and have my eye on the SE areas - Fells, Upper Fells, Butchers Hill, etc.... 

They will only accept your offer if they are tenderized like a bad cut of meat that has been beaten by the butcher and then marinated. 

i met a landlord who owns several rentals and is selling some of them.here's the numbers on oneasking 95k needs carpet replaced and 2k to get rent ready rents for 900-1000/moi want to make 2 offers one cash one termsthis will be my 1st terms offer and im anxious and I don't want to butcher it.

And given it looks like a standard espresso shaker cabinet, I'm guessing you might be able to find a color match.If you can't match the other countertops, then you could throw a butcher block countertop on the new base.

I like the AirBnB idea but not sure you could make the numbers work unless you have Sam the butcher delivering free meat

There was about 20 chickens running around, and she has been trying to catch them and butcher them for the last year. 

I sure would have "Butchered" that one!

I believe @Scott Trench said it best on the BP podcast when he was the guest: You've got to be able to win if the market rises, win if the market stabilizes, and win if the market declines (I'm sure I butchered that lol).

Trying to add enough addenda and modifications to force it to work will give you a butchered, hard to read contract.