After trying a plunger and some liquid plumber-type stuff, my hubby decided to buy this gadget at HomeDepot that contains CO2 cartridges -- it resembles a bicycle pump.  

It's the rare newly married couple that doesn't spend lots of time together....that resembles living together.  

Sorry, I've got a hard money lender and his name is Jeff and his last name resembles Joe's...haHere is the link I referenced with @Joe Villeneuve: https://www.biggerpockets.com/forums/311/topics/257763-brrrr-strategy

Going with laminate flooring that resembles hardwood is the way that we prefer.

But, what I see in PL's in 2015 and 2016 doesn't even resemble the PL of even 2006... 

Their "record" would never stand up to anything resembling investigation2- Half the gurus are not real estate people at all; they are unsuccessful actors fronting for a seminar company.3- The basics of successful investing in real estate have not changed in one hundred years.4- Learning, understanding, and experiencing the basics of real estate finance, real estate law, and property management will provide the foundation for a successful investing career.  

It's just now barely starting to resemble a town again 14 months later.

And, finally, I've lost count of the number of resumes I've reviewed where the applicant had a college degree in a subject that bore absolutely no resemblance or had any bearing on what jobs they worked after graduation. 

It is not even a close resemblance of reality 

Then do something in real estate that most similarly resembles that.