Obama is trying to give us all malaria!!!

His administration was instrumental in fighting malaria, aids and other diseases in Africa.

Refugees surely cannot, as they are merely parasites to the taxpayers. 

Gurus are parasites that prey on desperate people, but they aren't stupid, they're terrific salesmen, and they're in this to make money like the rest of us.

I have a big piece of land that had a little house filled with raccoons.. i figured id at least rehab the little house for now, but then I read about raccoon roundworm, a common parasite whose eggs are in raccoon turds and can become airborne if you disturb them.

@Shawn RykenThere’s a HUGE difference between making an offer on a property you intend to purchase, and utilizing an “out” because of a legitimate issue, and making an offer on a property with no intention to close, I.e, the deal will only close if you can find a buyer to pay you a fee to flip the contract to, otherwise using the option period to terminate the contract with no legitimate reason other than not being able to flip the contract at a profit.You may be doing nothing illegal, but once you bail on a few of your executed purchase offers word will get around, and the brokerage community will begin to regard you as a parasite, time waister, and flake.

(Current research on the late Roman Empire, says that Rome fell, through a series of plagues, with the worst of them, being equatorial Africa Malaria, which is now being confirmed in the DNA found in buries skeletons, from those centuries, including the crisis century, of many plagues, which the Emperor, Diocletian was able to salvage enough, to end this crisis time, until latter Emperors found more difficulties.

If it was me, I'd become a nicer person and stop being such a parasite on the working poor by keeping them in poverty.  

As for COVID, come to Africa and experience malaria or any of the dozen plus other regular diseases that kill at a rate 20X what covid does.

I follow the financial independence forums on Reddit, and just happened to come across this one post describing one parasite's brilliant idea for how to get free housing.