The entrance is pretty well hidden so the zombie hordes are going to have a tough time finding me, but if they do I have a whole stack of counterfeit stimulus checks to hand out to them to keep them occupied as I run them down in my Mad Max deathmobile 🙄In all seriousness, you do know that hundreds of places have rental permits, right? 

Check the cash with a counterfeit marker.

Code section 1341]:“Whoever, having devised or intending to devise any scheme or artifice to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, or to sell, dispose of, loan, exchange, alter, give away, distribute, supply, or furnish or procure for unlawful use any counterfeit or spurious coin, obligation, security, or other article, or anything represented to be or intimated or held out to be such counterfeit or spurious article, for the purpose of executing such scheme or artifice or attempting so to do, places in any post office or authorized depository for mail matter, any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by the Postal Service, or deposits or causes to be deposited any matter or thing whatever to be sent or delivered by any private or commercial interstate carrier, or takes or receives therefrom, any such matter or thing, or knowingly causes to be delivered by mail or such carrier according to the direction thereon, or at the place at which it is directed to be delivered by the person to whom it is addressed, any such matter or thing, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.”Denial of Rights of Excessive bail or fines and cruel punishment forbidden.

We did a rehab in Cedar Park a few years back and found a ton of counterfeit $100 bills in the workshop in back of the garage.

Really cash and cashiers checks are the two safest (assuming the money isn't counterfeit and the cashiers check isn't fake), but they are not practical collection methods.Keep in mind when someone pulls legitimate payments, that is a sign of fraudulent or criminal activity. 

Cash carries the risk of your personal safety and the potential for counterfeit bills. 

If you are worried about counterfeits, get a counterfeit detection pen and use it.

Late last year I had one that was counterfeit.

And if you do, are you supposed to use one of those pens to make sure it's not counterfeit?

New York State Police have charged Lamy Aldophe of Bridgeport, Connecticut with 20 counts of Criminal Possession of a Forged Instrument in the 2nd Degree, a Class D Felony.Additionally, Aldophe is charged with possessing a counterfeit Connecticut Driver's License with a false name and date of birth."