They have people steeling tires off the cars, gunshots in the middle of the night, but SW ATL gets the crime badge.  

I'm tired of Chipotle and Pub subs 

You all have clean and manage yourself to make any profit at all, and you'll get really tired of cleaning up after your friend for no money.Like John said just put it on VRBO and AIR and turn off the instant booking feature so everyone has to be approved by you before booking . .... 

My wife, tired of the tenant taking advantage of the kindness to let her stay so far, told her via text that since the rent had not been paid since December, she must vacate by the next week, Wednesday, 2/14 (sent this message on Saturday 2/9).

When I’m old, tired, and miserable is when I would probably spend less of my money.What I’m looking to sell this year:Downtown condo off Pike Place - HOA dues went up 30% last year and 6% this year.

I'm not sure this is your case, but based on your post if you have interviewed a bunch of lenders 3-6-9 months out, searched for a contractor, and kind of kicking tires with real estate agents, there may be some that don't think you are all that serious, or they are looking for more immediate business.   

Saw the potential to add value to this tired property without making a significant investment in time and money How did you find this deal and how did you negotiate it?

I've grown tired of tenants, termites, toilets, vacancies, maintenance, etc.I prefer to just own the note and all the above is the responsibility of the borrower.My attorney called me today. 

Some people have equity and want to cash out, some people are older and/or tired and want out. 

That sounds like more where you are - Tired of tenants and toilets but not wanting to pay tax.