That said my STR is not somewhere that a cozy authentic wood fire would be expected.

Hi all, we have two tenants (I'll call them Jane and Alice ) on a 1-year lease which began in December.They did several things to violate our lease agreement which included 1) bringing in a 3rd tenant without telling me (let's call him Rick); and 2) Rick dumped garbage bags on another house we own (an Airbnb on the same property).I wrote them 1.5 weeks ago saying this won't work out, and offered to terminate the agreement and waive any early termination penalties. 

I am in my 5th bag of popcorn, quite a show, the interruptions in the story for the motivational cheer up from the new posters that have not read the whole thread pricesless. 

Mixed bag on the experience, from my understanding roofstock doesn't actually own the home or the management company.

Bags of knives and razor blades?....

I need a brown paper bag.

That will be authentic, and may work better than computer-generated mail.And the guy who runs yellowLetters.com, Michael Quarles, I find to be very sharp.

"They are intrigued" There are lots of authentic mail pieces you can use including stationery, that has choices of return labels, or hand-written. 

And are you providing bags/scoop/bins for cleanup if it's a shared space? 

In theory it may be but I am doing a lot of research in this oil boom in various states and it's a mixed bag depending on who your talking to and what info your getting.