Put those pots up near the windows.

When you find an off market property, it's like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

What isn't believable about inheriting money from a stripper tenant, or finding a million bucks stacked in a wall, or having a leprechaun give you a pot of gold as a thank-you gift?

Add flower pots with geraniums or succulents and a welcome matt or sunflower wreath from Michael's.

We started U-Haulat this location since thelocationwas brand new and we wanted to “Stir the pot up”.A.U-Haul, by itself is not worth it, unless you are there already.B.

Don't start telling yourself sweet little lies so that you can dip into the risky pot reserves, you rascal! 

You should check with a title attorney to be sure as laws are always subject to change, however, I believe this first right of refusal only applies to Baltimore City, not the County: Under Code §6-1, before title to any single-family residential rental property is voluntarily transferred, the tenant of that property shall have the opportunity to purchase the property on terms considered reasonable in the residential real estate market.I would advise him to give the tenants notice, move them out, take care of deferred maintenance, paint/carpet and sell the properties vacant.

Also the tub was full of dirty pots and pans with many fruit flies. 

Heavy pots and pans should not be stored under the sink to permit access for repairs.

If they leave voluntarily, I can rent it at market, around $2,000 - $2,100.