The kids dont work, but still want to go out to eat every day.

Just go to the Vegas auctions you will see it every day.. there is always some investor that will pay more than you will .. most of those folks are just looking for rentals.. some are not clued into values as you suspect but many just have other criteria that is not your criteria.. and forgeta bout it when someone wants to live in the house no one will beat them ..

We experienced low energy, brain fog, sore throats, headaches, unexplained cough, and more every day for the year we lived there.

I currently own one park in north Alabama and am actively looking for more to buy every day.

Take a look at BP's blog where new articles are published every day: https://www.biggerpockets.com/blog4.

The Josh Dorkin/Brandon Turner & early Brandon Turner/David Greene episodes were the best…realistic portfolios held by everyday people and deep dives into 2 or 3 or sometimes more of the properties, that kept me listening. 

Half-full trash can b/c he's eating lunch at the desk every day?)

You should aim to make 500 dials a day, every day. 

The prices are already fair and they are sliding every day.

So much reading everyday.