Caverns, waterfalls and 2 active volcanoes that provide winter sports venues are a huge draw.

I would imagine there are  people saving well over $100 / week because they can't go out and spend money on drinks/ restaurants, sports events ( $12 beer anyone?

If she continues to treat you with disrespect or demand unreasonable things, then show her the door.I tried to imagine a character like a sports team coach who was a coach all of the players loved, but they also knew they couldn't get away with crap with them, either, and then emulate them. 

Maybe a picture of a sports car, if you want a sports car.

I am not investing too often, but when I have time and interesting projects, so I can't tell I am a pro and I know all the details in this sphere.

I'm not saying no one ever gets set up - I suspect there's a decent number of movie stars, sports athletes, and other "famous" people that end up with settlements over BS - but unless you're using a pseudonym here, there's a good chance you're nobody just like the rest of us and no one knows you have anything nor wants your stuff, so you can probably relax. 

Some of my favorites are: Cash Flow Quadrant, Emyth Revisited, Street Smarts by Norm Brodsky, Boss Life by Paul Downs, How to Win at the Sport of Business by Mark Cuban, The Pumkin Plan & Profit First by Mark Michalowicz, #AskGaryVeeetc.I have about hundred other good reads but keep in mind books don't mean jack if you don't act.

If you don’t fill out an application and specifically ask for this, we don’t even talk to you about it.We offer this program because, frankly, we believe investing is a team sport and being part of an exclusive team/network/fraternity of people doing it, is a game changer.

Get some more $ somewhere in your sphere and buy yourself some more time. 

Better than the guru's giving interviews by a pool, beach or sports car.