I'm pretty sure an "EZ clinic" isn't any way to go to get an ESA accommodation, but we allow pets in our properties and we haven't had to deal with this foolishness yet.This is going to be a learning experience for you.The worst that can happen is that you will be required to let this woman stay for one year.

BUT Riverside includes the stats for Palm Springs, Menifee, Chino ... are on Boomtown lists for 2022 because someone in Los Angeles could afford to buy a house  at $500000 vs a million and work remote or set it up cute for AirBnB.  

I think all that matters is location and how cute the place is.

Calm down woman. 

The crazy thing is, this woman was local.

I even had a woman from the Department of Aging (to report Elder Abuse) suggest to me that I go seek counseling (because of how obviously agitated I was by what was going on), as in, "Aw, you poor little thing.

I don't know of any programs they offer that will continue paying rent for more than a couple months.I personally don't care if CPS pays the bill but how is the woman going to keep up on the payments once that well dries up?

A senior woman kept rolling her eyes complaining that I looked exactly like her daughter in law. 

that featured a woman who had created an online property management platform (that maybe started in her garage if I remember correctly) that put the "power in the landlords hands" and allowed them to toggle features on an off whenever they please.

One video was posted on Nextdoor of a middle-aged woman walking with a baby stroller mid-day in a safe neighborhood.