Pick any breed under 25 pounds and they could possibly bite you, but not rip off a body part.

Removal of the body is the tenant's responsibility."

Also each state has it own laws pertains to alcohol intake, consider your state laws, person size and body weight.. hope that helps, just an opinion.

Better call some body ASAP!!

Hi there, Every body knows you have to screen your new tenant.One of the points is to check the previous landlords of the tenant.What can you do if the tenant sold his house and wants to rent your house?

With German roaches, though the adult is dead, their eggs, which are attached to their body, will still grow and hatch up to 2 weeks later.  

. :)I've got a renter that's late all the time. great income. pays the late fee and won't get a mortgage unless they die, are put in a body bag, and are reincarnated into someone else w/ a good credit score.

I'm Asperger's - no one knows that better than someone like me who isn't "wired" to read body language, voice inflection, etc.You might want the rule to be that "one service animal" means one service animal.

I workout 5-6 days a week and I also shake my head when there are gurus or programs out there promising ridiculous things when I know the only true way to get results is putting in the work and having the correct info to work efficiently (technique/form,etc) to get the body you want. 

If it comes down to it, the judge can sort the dead out bodies.