some people even have TWO middle names, sometimes further just to distinguish themselves.Fourthly, if it is a continual problem, a friend of mine didn't have a real common name but there was somebody else who lived in the same town with the same name who kept getting arrested and making the newspapers/TV. 

The tenant is also currently in house arrest.

They ran a company which has been taken over by the son and daughter in law, however both of them were arrested back in Feb for insurance fraud.

I can also be arrested as an accomplice especially if I am taking a rent amount proportionately larger than the comps. 

Within the first month of owning the property her boyfriend got arrested.

To my knowledge, the Fraud department has placed a warrant out for his arrest. 

When the drug dealer who lived next door moved out (arrested, shot, scared off?

Dad gets arrested for peeing in public. 

They have offered to compensate me out of contract, because they "want the numbers to stay where they are" someone I know, knows the tenant which i didnt know until recently, they are the one who informed my agent and I of the appeal and the lack of military service, she showed me the court documents that the seller and her agents have still not shown us, The person i know that knows the tenant said he HAS NOT been staying in the apartment in fear that the courts are going to find out hes not a veteran and have the sheriffs come arrest him as the court is paying the tenants weekly rent because he's an unemployed scum bag who lied about being a military veteran, She's also told me that he has signed a new apartment lease somewhere else and she has offered to and has started helping him move his stuff out of the apartment.I forced my agent to get back under contract yet again, she made the close date for tomorrow Friday the 13th of all days, the guy still isnt out of the apartment fully(meaning all his stuff) there are still random people answering the door who are not on the lease who are missing teeth left right and center. still no walk through. yet, everyone still expects me to close tomorrow, I'm telling my agent, NO let me guess, contact an attorney?

The question is regarding the practical matters.Suppose in your example, you knew that if you called the police they'd come by, arrest the perp, then bill you for their services roughly the same as the value as what was being stolen?