Luckily we had help from both our fathers- hers a retired carpenter, and my father had worked in construction as a teenager extensively and knew what to do.Here is the original Bathroom- By now we had already removed the plaster from the closet (which was attached to the beam on the left) along with the pink sqaure tiles that were along the base 1/3 of the room.Once we started tearing up everything, here is a progression...Above is my Girlfriend's Dad cutting the joists from the old closet.Once we identified that the studs/joists in the floor were rotten, we scabbed on to the ones that were bad with new 2 x 10 boards and supported them with a crossbeam underneath.

My name is Baron Keel. 

They can see past the shag carpet and pink paint.

Cut the water from outside (but they'll probably know how to turn it back on)  If that fails remove the door as above.There is a reason Detroit is a baron wasteland.

It is not an improvement because the walls were a neutral grey color and now it's pink.

@Jake Baron, it depends on the cost of the repairs and the ultimate price you pay.

Replacing pink carpet in the bedrooms with vinyl flooring.

You need to find a pink elephant with wings?

@Jake Baron, good question.

They don't have a restaurant or bar on site, but is there anything specific I need to include in the lease regarding alcohol distribution?