On higher-end properties, we would put together a gift basket with local cheese and crackers, some fruit, and discount tickets to a local attraction (one per guest).

We leave a welcome gift that is a sample of cheeses, breads, crackers and a bottle of wine from a local restaurant in the area that serves charcuterie boards and drinks. 

OK, I'm still cheesed but a little less so.

Just not enough cheese on the cracker for it to make any sense. 

Spent a couple of hours scrubbing dried mac and cheese and gum off my rugs, chocolate milk on the walls (and ceiling somehow???). 

Your Swiss cheese memory might not help you deal with mortgage foreclosure paperwork scheduling issues.

I have to go out and buy beaucoup expensive ones, because they will keep my food colder, and make my grilled cheeses and Campbell soup taste better.Put them all on credit, and if I'm late on a payment--20% interest goes to 30% interest.You know what we need around here is Rent Control, because people like me can not save up enough for house.It's all those Landlords fault"

I like Le Petit Chat Bakery at the corner of Waikiki/Wall and Whitworth Drive or Genesis Coffee Company (at Genesis Church) on north Nevada between Chuck E Cheese and Winco.

My side of the street is the crust of union square with the cheese being the Park itself (#parktheory).

When I first noticed the annoyance of this, I sent email to BP support regarding this issue; reply came back that you can get a link to the last page from the first, which I have not been able to do using the BP mobile website via my iPhone, and the reply also had a comment about "moving the cheese".