I would also advise that there will be ongoing, routine inspections of the common areas to ensure compliance.  

THE SECOND MONTH Somehow during the second month, when the newness wears off and the happiness falls into a routine, the new tenants become confused.

This is something I routinely struggle with in my rental business.

From my understanding insurance doesn’t cover this, so we essentially had to factor it in to our overall investment decision and weigh the risk against our projected returns 3) Routine scenario where we have to cancel reservations during evacuation times.

All of my life has been built around a routine.

Do they perform routine inspections? 

If your whole day is that full that you routinely can't get the rest that you need then you need to find a way to outsource your most repetitive tasks through employees or technology. 

In my real estate sales days were I drove routinely 30k plus miles a year a sound safe and new car were a must. cant be broke down while trying to show property. 

They will routinely stack their Amazon boxes up high next to the furnaces and boilers.

(I have had tenants turn the AC off when they move out or the heat in winter)- We require they have someone check on the property if they leave it for more than 5 days (This is to make sure there are no water leaks or HVAC issues that lead to problems while they are gone)- No businesses can be run from the property (to prevent day care, laundry services, gambling, drugs or who knows what)- We specify yard care includes week spraying and cleaning up sticks less than 1" in diameter (otherwise tenants think yard care is mowing only)- We state that tenants utilities can be used for routine maintenance or repairs (I once had a tenant complain the roofers were using his power for their compressors)- We have a whole section on mold stating that mold is naturally occurring and results from excess moisture.