The small number of people that I do meet who are enthusiastic about learning about home improvement who are also suitable physically and mentally for doing the work are very simply NEVER going to settle long-term for life as a guy or girl who puts tile surround after tile surround into other people's houses for any sort of market-competitive payment. 

Some have businesses that is all about marketing so I will put my war on Yellow Letters to rest for this post and will try to be as neutral as possible.Yellow Letters:If you want to come across as just some guy/girl that HAPPEN to know you want to sell your house and you send them a letter like this:sure..

It's in a very strong working class neighborhood or let's make that WCN (thanks @Lisa Phillips girl you Rock!)

Sounds like someone realized the change in status is a real one :-) You may want to consider calling the local police department and asking them about a courtesy escort. 

Do I need a police escort to be there since we are in the process of eviction?

Your Aunt is my kind of girl!

When I walked in, there were three teenage girls (all were pregnant) and they were sitting on the couch watching Jerry Springer.

I called him back at 6am, woke him up, and told him he was acting like a little girl.

They both notice a beautiful girl sitting at the bar and one brother goes up to her and asks.

Boys and Girls....