We hit it off right away, probably because of our bald heads and love for travel.Then, I met with @Stephen Tupper for a brief introduction.  

Unfortunately I just don't think it would work for our place right now :( Our house is right in the middle of the property, neighbours are also only on 7 acres so their house is quite close, and the other neighbours have a decrepit vacant mobile home with the roof half torn off that's pretty visible :-/ Thank you for the idea though, that could be a really good one with an acreage that even had a bit more tree cover.. unfortunately we're in the bald prairie and moved a few big trees, and our little planted ones are still tiny. 

Yellow jackets and bald face hornets are the only thing feared by loggers.. and its why they cary Epi pens.. 

I'm going to be as upfront as possible with the owner because he's a old "BALDING" stressed landlord who just wants to pay off his mortgage.

I don't really want 30% of your deal (that's a bald faced lie I'll take it the second you offer) and I'm certainly not going to ask for it unless I can offer a service that gives value.

You can discriminate against smokers, or beat up cars with bald tires and no hubcaps.

oh, well there u go....that can fill up some of the bald spots :lol:

Bald is beautiful and I am really, really bald

So you do have a heart of gold with your little bald head.

If you happen to be able to attend, don't hesitate to say hello (I'll be the young balding dude haha)