I'm going to be as upfront as possible with the owner because he's a old "BALDING" stressed landlord who just wants to pay off his mortgage.

I don't really want 30% of your deal (that's a bald faced lie I'll take it the second you offer) and I'm certainly not going to ask for it unless I can offer a service that gives value.

You can discriminate against smokers, or beat up cars with bald tires and no hubcaps.

oh, well there u go....that can fill up some of the bald spots :lol:

Bald is beautiful and I am really, really bald

So you do have a heart of gold with your little bald head.

If you happen to be able to attend, don't hesitate to say hello (I'll be the young balding dude haha)

Are the tires bald?

Nice of you to give an old bald guy a heart attack!

Is that the real estate downturn, or the oil downturn, gold downturn, silver, hog bellies or whatever they're trading an hour or so south of me in Chicago  . . . and of course for all of those downturns, you can find the exact opposite predictions from SOMEONE for anything and literally you could spend all of 2017 watching non stop youtube videos, listening to "financial whiz" podcasts and interviews, there's the screaming "I'm bald but refuse to do the shave your whole head trend since I'm too busy screaming about stocks all of the time" stock dork on CNBC or wherever he is (maybe MSNBC-oh wait, they've got the entire on air staff on 24/7 suicide watch since the election results came in at MSNBC) Anyway, point is that you can literally find someone pushing ANY prediction and what is also very troubling is that MANY who push the "downturn" scenarios and ESPECIALLY the "major downturn" or even the incredible # of "global economic collapse is any day now, might even be tomorrow!!"