Most of the 59 pages describe how the members of BP realized, or have slowly come to realize, that the facially pleasant and prosperous Clayton Morris Real Estate offerings were founded in deception.

@Brandon Turner, I am totally and completely jealous of your sasquach facial hair.

Tell the existing tenants that you have noticed a lot of "shady characters" around the neighborhood, and start talking with great enthusiasm about these amazing new surveillance cameras you've found that transmit images directly to the cloud, and a security system with facial recognition linked DIRECTLY to the local police department!

My favorite show and really only 1 of 2 that I even watch on tv is 'Lie to Me' How cool would it be to be able to learn more about the human reactions to your questions like he does with facial expressions and knowing that they are lying(sp?)

Anything not covered by Fair Housing.Don't like facial tattoos?

We always try to use a pleasant tone and facial expression, even if what we are saying boils down to, "Go jump in a lake."

You will have a lot of your questions answered by giving it a good read.I have heard that you should never trust a man with facial hair, but Brandon seems like an OK guy.Much success!

If you don't like tenants with facial tattoos, that may be a legitimate reason for refusing them.

It's skin care, so we were thinking of placing 1 mini-facial per guest in the bathroom for them to use if they want.

Make sure you are clean cut/have facial hair trimmed & looking nice, clipped fingernails, and shoes that look nice.