On a side note, I had pipes freeze at one of my units last weekend, I spent two hours on my back in a crawl space with a hair dryer.  

I get tired of variable monthly payments because they try to nail it down to a hair's width.

I could tell it was inconvenient for him to come show the property and they were willing to take any offer to the owner in order to get this out of their hair!

Thanks Chris for basically affirming my own beliefs. 

You are splitting hairs I think.

I don't get my nails done, color my hair, drive expensive vehicles.  

Would home owners; (a) Freak out, run around the living room, set hair on fire, and call agents to rapidly list home for sale?

For more information on the laws that may apply to your particular case, consult the Wisconsin Landlord Tenant Act, found at: http://docs.legis.wisconsin.gov/statutes/statutes/...Please do not take affirmative legal actions based on the advice of anyone but a licensed attorney in your state.

I can call any real estate commission in the country and phrase my question on some matter, like assigning a contract, and I will get an affirmative answer.

Keeps the drain from filling with hair, toothpaste caps, toothbruskes, razor covers, etc.