John Henry lived a long, happy life on our farm snatching food from our picnic plates when we weren't looking and begging to have her drumsticks massaged (she loved that).

No way i could ever massage those number to make it work in the 500 range.

A university that has "dorms" featuring clubhouse with private Starbucks, massage.... really simpler to say imaging the perk it's got it, for freaking college kids.

Besides RE, I'm a licensed massage therapist, have been a flight attendant, and have a BA in Liberal Arts.

See it this way, you spend money for a massage right?

I have client from my massage business who is a contractor, who can help me do repairs at a discount. and I plan on doing some clean up myself. 

And to make it clear that your asking price is negotiable so that all investors know they MUST get their own comps from a non-biased third party and that they are welcome to begin bidding at the ACTUAL market value of the property in question and not the intentionally massaged value provided by the wholesaler/seller’s rep.

Especially, how did you ensure that the financials that they shared with you were not "massaged"/inflated/sugar coated?

My goal is to create a mini resort style theme , with additional up charges for on call massages / drinks and food catering .

I didn't realize until the inspection that the tenant is operating a massage business out of the second bedroom of the house and is only paying $125 a month in rent...just seem's off.