Cleaner charges an extra $25 for added time to do any exta cleaning(dog hair) Dogs are alot less wear and tear then kids(and I can't charge any extra for kids)

There is no smoking going on at that point, just the residual that was absorbed by their clothing, hair, etc.

Well, unemployment will be higher than 2008-2010 by this time next year, and anyone lucky to have a job will not see any pay increase for years if they don't get a hair cut and that is happening to millions of people right now.

Permits that cost 50k, licenses for everything from hair cutters to plumbers.

If I were getting started right now in Phoenix I would be LASER focused on acquiring properties where you can assume or wrap a lower interest rate below 4%.

LOL   Barbers also recommend hair cuts.Paying retail / appraised value makes you a buyer. 

Sellers know they have buyers buy the short hairs in Phoenix  

I mean really, Guy With Great Hair, means you understand satire or at least I hope so.

🤣🙌Don't bother going down the "what is an asset, what is a liability" rabbit hole with him, I've been there and it will leave you pulling your hair out in clumps and weeping for humanity while contemplating if being one of the first people on a rocket to colonize Mars would be such a bad thing.

It's great for pizza and hair salons however not selling a specific piece of real estate.I would however send a postcard to the following list of property owners.