I've bought some nice guns and furniture pieces, but have never bid on real estate that way.

Considering I've built an entire RFID based training system for LEO, military, and rec (paintball, airsoft) think forte night or PUBG with paintball guns instead of a controller.

I am in Daytona Beach, FL for the next two weeks on business and always enjoy meeting fellow real estate enthusiasts.

And he has been enthusiastically trying to craft a solution. 

The inspector finds the guy on my flip and came in with guns loaded...I watched him drain the profit from my flip. 

Heat gun can damage the wood.

Those big windows in the shower are very poorly placed... they ALWAYS end up leaking at the sill creating all kinds of wet rot inside the wall, plus they're a privacy problem.We replaced them with a "gun slit" approx. 30"-48" wide and 6"-10" high, centered in the wall.

Police with guns drawn were involved with that. 

We dodged a couple of bad apples by sticking to our guns and made sure each person over 19 years of age pay the $40 background check.

. :)   Yup, I think my most upvoted comment was a quasi-joke I made about how a tenant who is a vegan with a carrot slicer can kill a landlord just as dead as a tenant who is a gun owner can.