You can get no interest for two years if you put them on the IKEA credit card, so even better - but only if you're really detailed and can keep track of the payments so you don't miss one, and pay the whole thing off before the end of two years - otherwise you pay interest on the entire amount of the purchase for the entire time.Note, IKEA discounts come in the form of IKEA credits, so when you purchase your kitchen, purchase half of the cabinets, get the credit and apply to the next purchase, to maximize the savings instantly.

The best real estate agents already know the heavy hitters in the area and can sell a good deal instantly, so there is very little reason they should try to pass that deal on to you until you at minimum establish that you are a serious and competent buyer. 

Bob gets the benefit of instant equity and ownership of two more units without going through a bank.

I chatted with Sales for 2 minutes because I wanted to understand the pricing - $1497 up front + $97/month.. and Sales confirmed the $1497 was just for instant access.

This is instant rent coming in, if there is any issue with a tenant breaking contract give them a notice, evict and move on.

After keeping out cap ex, vacancy, etc I cash flow $450 with no mortgage. 15% return CoC vs 8%, instant liquidity (on the cash flow), plus I own a physical asset and get the tax deductions vs paying taxes on dividends. 

If you can generate positive cash-flow, this generally equates to instant equity.  

This is pretty good... stepping into an instant 30% bump on value. 

When you see someones photo, you instantly judge them.

I have uploaded a Spreadsheet to my Etsy Store, just $10, instant download!