You come across like the guy in those news stories where a little girl with a lemonade stand is being busted by the cops because she didn't get a permit. 

I was able to put two and two together but at 15 I was more interested in girls and playing video games I didn't care about stock.

I still have leftover debt from poor timing on purchases and sales.I'm married with four kids, all girls.  

I had been investing before but not as passionately.Would your girl friend change if she truly knew how much money you had?

We did request income verification from their employer still, generally they will give us a letter stating an approximated amount that the girl makes depending on how much she works etc.

Well 14 years ago I could see a massive building three blocks from my apartment window,  two weeks later when I could finally go back to my apartment (albeit only with a military escort even though I was on active duty at the time) the massive building and the one behind it were gone along with all of the people that worked there.  

Girls use the bathrooms much more often than boys, and therefore; plumbing fixtures get a workout. 3 bathrooms doesn't seem like enough to me.

I asked him if he was a little girl that's afraid of mice and what was I supposed to do about it at night?

The girl I'm dating now was raised Shia before converting.

It's more like "You go girl!