You may consider "dressing" them up with crown on the top and/or valances on the bottom of the upper cabs and possibly under cab or above cab lighting. 

Others may do one better and buy the pig a nice new dress.

Most of the tenants I deal with are lucky if they remembered to get dressed that morning.

Probably will pass on this one@Bil Casimir after seeing the neighborhood, dress up like a drug dealer and go into all the houses. haha@Brent Coombs The rent is actually a touch low for a 3/2 in this area but it's not in a great neighborhood.

It doesn't need to be a fancy business account.  

If you planned to sell in 6 months it might matter.You are giving up your hunt for a unicorn because all you found was a unicorn dressed up as a leprechaun.

You don't have to have a fancy website or business cards when you're first starting out, you can be a little creative, but just make contact and go talk to them.  

. $14 for the fancy no-run, tank cleaning kind.

(Side note--why is Christina always inadequately dressed, with barely-there clothing and flip-flops at the rehab site???

Another option is to dress up the metal railings with a wood cap that you can stain.