I purchased a run down 14 unit apartment building with heroin addicts, a guy physically abusing his girlfriend, an alcoholic, a certifiably insane person, rents in various states of collection all for the low low price of 500K. 

Dude.Don't do the yellow letters written in goats blood !

Believe me after the 1st two I was ready to keep acquiring- but we had to put a lot of blood, sweat, tears and cash in to repositioning them and we need some recovery time!

One of the former tenants left some kind of thick paint like stuff (not poop or blood) in the master bedroom toilet and went on vacation at the end of the semester.

Push a button, get a ride, watch a movie, deliver groceries and alcohol.

One time I came to the apartment and found her sleeping in the back with a bottle of alcohol. 

The cost for this event is going to be $90 per person and will include 2 hours of golf, snack foods, non-alcoholic beverages, and a lifetime membership card.

Blood & brain matter was still on the bed & mattress....Drug addiction will put people in crazy situations.

Do you have actual blood in your veins?

There's specific knowledge that can only come with ownership - buying and selling as a broker doesn't make up for the blood, sweat, tears, triumphs, and lessons learned of ownership specific to a jurisdiction.