I'll see how much they bark on subsequent visits.

New hard wired smoke/CO detectors (as per code) were installed & inspected prior to the home being rented.The tenant subsequently removed them & there was a fire.

I have subsequently bought others elsewhere, but none went as smoothly as it did with his outfit.

The lender would include net rental cash flow as part of the income qualification for each subsequent loan to build the portfolio.My questions are:  is this standard practice? 

As a result, $883 million of Alt-A loans previously held for sale (including $808 million of first mortgage loans and $75 million of second mortgage loans) were transferred in March [2007] to M&T's held-for-investment residential mortgage loan portfolio.In addition, M&T is contractually obligated to repurchase previously sold Alt-A loans that do not ultimately meet investor sale criteria, including instances when mortgagors fail to make timely payments during the first 90 days subsequent to the sale date.

Here, you can charge an equivalent of one month's rent only as security deposit and the court has subsequently ruled that the "one month's rent" it is equivalent to is the very first month's rent.

The remaining low-quality assets are retained by the FDIC and subsequently auctioned.

Such as the having the IRA-LLC buy a can of paint that you subsequently used for a personally owned property. 

The seams on each layer are taped and seams of subsequent layers are staggered.    

That's just irresponsible underwriting and completely misleading (which is subsequently going to inflate cap rates, NOI, etc.)In there defense, it is a little more difficult to pro-forma taxes on a rehabbed building.