I strongly anticipate some money from uncle sugar in round two. 

ORrrrr the agent could say "Huh, really, so that's the solution, slit my wrists to water the yard with my blood, then all can grow green?

Codie makes good money as an influenzer, so expect her recipie to be somewhat sugar coated.

In an unofficial response they basically tell me that you can't take blood from a stone and the landlord can take the financial hit vs a tenant.  

Don't have your parents deed the property over to you, as you will be owing Uncle Sam some sugar. 

Investors who've been buying since the 80's (treasury rates >14%.5 top tick) or new blood that started buying post GFC (2009-2012) think they can't lose - since their investment has (essentially) been buoyed by asset inflation tied to declines in treasury yields --> interest rates --> cap rates --> increasing govt intervention/QE/debt monetization.One of the key implicit assumptions of the bulletproof BRRR model (which so many people here swear by) - is that interest rates will always and forever continue to decline.

HouseHacking is in our blood and has been hugely profitably for my family’s financial life.

Or people wash blood off cars at your place and leaving off evidence w/o paying you....location, location, location

My parents took a bite out of the American Dream as 1st generation immigrants with sweat and blood but they worked too hard unnecessarily because they lacked the knowledge of proper investing and building wealth.Biggerpockets and others are leading all kinds of people to investing which is an open secret; available to everyone but only practiced by a few.

Heart rate and blood pressure just spiked.