Besides others might be able to copy/paste into google and translate(Thank You Google) lol.

There is absolutely zero tolerance for personal feelings/emotions in making business decisions which translates directly to also managing a business.

Translate that to real dollars.

Using a traditional mortgage, this translates to an out-of-pocket of about $12,500 ($10k down pmt, $2500 closing costs).  

@Steve Vaughan perhaps you could have simply pointed out the specific defect with the property "steep stairs with poorly placed railings" rather than translating that into who would or would not like the property.What may be a better way to say it, if the neighborhood is rough for instance, may be 'I wouldn't want my sister living in this hood.'

I had to stop reading when you tritely cited Ohio rentals and the on paper numbers not translating to reality.

In my current market, that would translate into a CoC of 12%+.  

Stop thinking that popularity, celebrity status, number of followers, or how funny, entertaining, clever, effects laden or cool an ad is,, that this somehow translates to how effective their system is.

I have experience with business negotiations and contracting but it doesn't translate much into real estate like this. landlords seem to be an entirely different set of people

"I’ve had a heck of a time finding good deals in Albuquerque"-----------------------------Translation: "I’ve had a heck of a time finding people stupid enough to be willing to leave money on the table for me to pick up in Albuquerque."