Don't give yourself false hope with expectations of high returns without doing all your homework.  

Don't make decisions based on a false sense of permanence.

I then had to point out there was no way to silence a false alarm or change the batteries without risking breaking my neck.Around late March my art exhibit (the non-real estate project) wrapped up and I could focus my attention back to the house.

You will have to get rid of the tenant so she can't let anyone in and Airbnb will shut down the listing for being falsely advertised if she continues to have guests. 

With no false modesty, I would put my basic floor tile installation technique up against any other professional's in my area.

In the process, I found a homeowner that was fined $60 because of 4th false alarm of burglery.

You've made a lot of false assumptions, and not read my OP.

The problem is of course mostly the roofline breaks, which looks a lot like a false facade.

Don't fall into the false belief that a wholesaler is the only type of person who sells distressed properties.

It's simple and can't be easily used to give potentially false impressions like IRR can.