It's really helpful to have a second pair of eyes look at it :)

Also, you should be charging/paying at least 1 thing per month on each card (a pair of socks, pack of gum, whatever) so that your payment history can improve your score over time.

Especially if your my age or a bit older and grew up on hearing the word “groovy” uttered over and over by Marsha or Greg referring to their new pair bell bottom pants on an episode of the Brady Bunch back in the day.

What I've considered doing is joint venturing with an investor to cover the down payment and liquidity requirements, paired with a finance company to lower the initial amount of cash the investor is fronting, which i think is what I'm going to do in the end

Be the most effective and honest pair of boots and you'll develop trust-driven relationships with a few investors that will buy ALL of your properties. 

I recently had to remove a pair of "soiled" adult underwear (I'll spare the details) from the exterior my property.

As for asset protection advantages, the SLLC structure is easy to pair with Anonymous Trusts and makes for an ideal holding company that never conducts business with the public.

Not this, back in 08.  2009 sucked bigly, being a minion in financial services.It is like some third-world nation where your money devalued overnight - only it wasn't the currency it was the mortgage-backed collateral.  

The currency has no value and we had to sell everything to come here.

In order to increase payments for one thing that may benefit Peter, they have to raise taxes on Paul (or inflate the currency).