The "Refi Until You Die" method allows you pull equity out repeatedly without paying taxes on the equity you are unlocking (potentially numerous times).

Fill the house with haunted mirrors, creepy dolls, vintage music boxes, china figurines, photograph them in place, and you can rotate new  furnishings in an out every few weeks as you sell the old ones on eBay.But the bulk of your revenue is going to come from Airbnb, where you will loudly and proudly advertise your haunted house experience.PEOPLE WILL COME.

All he does is meet us 5 minutes from his house (30-minute commute for us) to unlock the door and he's complaining about printing out a comp. 

The fire department doesn't do the inspections, but my realtor made sure my house had one when I sold it because appraisers include a photograph of the detector when they send their reports to the lender.

I didn't sign up for a 5 month closing (my interest rate locks keep coming unlocked)!

Show me the room layout, names, and basic dimensions, hire a good photographer that understands "flow," and you're good.  

Please note that you may be required to pay fee to unlock your credit...typical $10.

Please note that you may be required to pay fee to unlock your credit...typical $10.

But to grow my wealth, and cash flow, I need to exit once the value jump has been realized and move my money into some there where there is value to unlock.

I'd probably photograph her smiling face next to that shinny new alarm reading 0s. ;-)Then you have to decide if you are going to pursue her for the cost of the CO alarm replacement.