I can't wait to hear all the acceptance speeches.

Ignore all the noise...elevated unemployment benefits will continue soon, likely somewhere around $300-400 per week + the normal state level.

When you have $7,000 in an account, it's important to know where that money came from.If you don't already have software, I recommend checking out tenantcloud.com because it is free and pretty robust. it can handle tracking your income and expenses, application screening, marketing, maintenance tracking, owner reports, and more.Sorry for any typos, I'm using speech to text on my cell phone.

Also, know that you can be evicted for possessing a gun if your rental or lease agreement prohibits it.While the Second Amendment does protect the rights of gun owners, it only protects those rights from governmental intrusion, just like the First Amendment and free speech.

Then it might be elevated to Criminal Trespass.Inform your Tenants, perhaps post a "reminder" Notice, that the neighbor has requested they not cross his property, and they do so at their own peril.The fact is, here, Cops don't even issue tickets of any kind for Trespass.

I promptly give him the lone survivor speech - he's there to do a job, and if he fails or invites friends, everybody dies.

And Victorian homes typically don't have seismic resistance to current standards, because of the open front elevations with lots of windows.

Or is it just a motivational speech with a couple of RE stories thrown in?

The middle class is evaporating and is either elevating to upper class or being squeezed into the lower rent units. 

I recently found an awesome speech from Denzel Washington.