Read "Who move my cheese?"

Yet, were it my $1700 block of cheddar in question, I too would be looking to keep it intact.

There is a basis for each and all of the ingredients - both all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions and the sesame seed bun. 

Sometimes I'm the maintenance guy, sometimes I'm the property manager, and sometimes I'm the "Big Cheese".

Also i'm not exactly sure how the points work but it feels like the lender takes a lot of cheddar in the end as well. 

Hays didn't ask to be here, they were "Hired"The money is gone for now, "It is what it is"In the mean time I have Gene o'neal tied up in my basement forced to watch Cops over & over again :superman: and Robert tied to a chair in my closet with a Junior's cheese cake dangling in front of him :protest: Ease up. it will come to an end eventually...

It's a betting man's game where I saw many lose it all last downturn in 2007.It's funny today you have all these investors (chasing the cheese) wanting cap rates of 6 years ago with the economic recovery of today.

I have a two bedroom 5 miles away from Dulles International Airport (IAD)  and 5 miles from Metro stations (DC Silver line)The property is 2 BR and has two Master Suites and a Full kitchen and Dining room.The Basement could easily hold another bedroom but there the laundry room would have to be refitted as a full bath.Purchase Price is $350K$1800 a year in insuranceTax rate is 1.15%Assume 4.5% mortgageHOA - $80PITI @ $2300Average Bedroom rate is $55 per nightAssume 20 nights per month 3 bedrooms$3300 steady state RevenueHere is the list of things i would be willing to pay for:Upgrade to Kitchen - Countertop and AppliancesUpgrade to basement - Put in Full Bath and Stacked washer/dryer 50 inch LED TV for living room and Basic Verizon FIOS for wifi and cable Utility support for six months$100 of Uber Gift cards for 12 months for your guestsGood Coffee and Great Meat & Cheese monthly baskets for 12 monthsMake sure your revenue matches $300 + PITI for the first six monthsWhat am i forgetting....i need to sell in August / September so i have some time to deliberate.

The heck with the cheese, let me out of the trap.

Stack up on the mac and cheese, collard greens, get some chickens, grow some potatoes.