Too often newbies want a deal so badly, they massage the number to make the deal work.

@Brandon ReedPre-purchase: Not running their numbers correctly, or "massaging" the numbers to make the deal look good.

No, you don't need a 72" curved TV that massages your retinas or the new iPhone 7 which is slightly water resistant.I'd rather take my 15% cash on cash plus gains on equity and appreciation over worse returns in other asset classes (public and private equity, bonds, etc.).

Got all kinds of gadgets, radio, CD player, foot massage, body jets, rain showers, ozone sterilization, steam, exhaust fan, telephone etc...a new one sells for $3000. 

Looking to give it a Luxe experience by offering massage, chef, driver, daycare, airport transfer, driver, family care, grocery delivery, and house cleaning.

I think they will try to keep "moderate" inflation (less than 15%) and massage the inflation statistics as they have since 1982 or so to reflect lower inflation.

Once you get a shower tower in a tenant's bathroom with eight massaging jets, temperature display, a raincan and a handshower, all those pretty bells and whistles, you start raising the rent every year.

The second applicant was a self employed massage therapist who only received personal checks when she worked, claimed to pay her rent in cash (no paper trail), and had a current landlord that never returned my calls.

@Mindy JensenI am also a license massage therapist, been doing it for 10 years and love every moment of it.

Naaa, I was thinking more like personal trainer and or massage therapist for desperate housewives. ha ha.