The idiot cooking on it may be.

I have house hacked so we have no housing expense, we cook most of our meals, hardly drink, bought our cars in cash, and have no debt.

I was thinking about putting a big pot with lemongrass or something right in front of the window so it just blocks enough that maybe the dog will shut up and she can still have her air in her window.

However, the presence of personal items like clothes, a suitcase, and a pot on the stove inside the RV raised red flags.

Tenant doesn't move anyone else in.90 day inspection ( watch for cleanliness).Pot smoking is very common. 

I can't cook and I like to eat. 

No different than cooking your own dinner or paying for the convenience of having a Chef at the restaurant cook it.

You have $15k to throw in the pot along with whatever commission you might earn on acquisition.

Judicious use of refinances combined with 1031 exchanges will have you cooking with gasoline in no time.

Then turn around and raise rents to $2k each or (whatever your local market can stand) and now you're cooking!