Take him to Hooters and tell him the drinks are on you.

For instance, a full kitchen cabinet setup costs us 800, the front main door with glass siding will cost us 400 and the windows are costing us 30 a piece.

Swapping the shower curtain for a glass door can modernize the look, but a nice shower curtain will do if that's too pricey.

And don’t worry—I’m definitely not a Russian bot or a scammer living off energy drinks and Doritos in a basement in Estonia.

They already are given their utility allowance on a debit card instead of via direct payments to the utility companies, and lo and behold, none of them magically ever have enough money to pay their utilities, but they have plenty to host parties drink smoke get llegal pets that trash the place far beyond what the security deposit covers...so I can't imagine how much money is getting pissed away in Florida.

They haven't been a maintenance issue other than the glass shades once getting broken which I was able to replace with used shades from a used construction material store like Habitat for Humanity.

Seminole for Example has a lot of great traffic and tons of spots to eat, drink, socialize for adults and kids.I know Cape Coral is picking up in terms of STR's with the complettion of the 7 Mile Island and more construction lately. 

Stop hanging out with your deadbeat buddies who spend all day drinking, talking sports, and otherwise wasting away.

Stop hanging out with your deadbeat buddies that spend all day drinking, talking sports, and otherwise wasting away.

Also, even though that wasn't the main purpose of the company, since we were in the construction field we were able to tackle various renovation/construction projects that involved more that just glass.