Offer adult toys as amenities. 

Hi Matt,Step one might be to get them a new baby gift or two---like a couple of little stuffed toys from Target or Walmart.Drop them at the door in a box like FedEx does with a nice little card of congratulations on the new baby.If that doesn't make YOUR life easier, then wait until the lease runs out.

Only a guy on meth would have such a laser focus on anti-wholesaling!

They had rugs, toys or furniture covering up every stain.

Cel phone was a expensive toy, 286 computer just showed up in the computer store & fax machine was a big thing & every agents carried a pager.The day I get my license, I had been working in my own restaurant for 10 years.

I would fix up the basement regardless (they are, and will be, non conforming bedrooms, because of no egress windows), just toying with the idea of taking a risk and adding a kitchen for and extra $7500 (its a strong rental area). 

it was the landlord you spoke to?Yes

I am curious as to how a toy broke a toilet

Our house has better TV, faster internet, better/larger beds, more of our toys and requires less effort. 

My father one day  sat down and told me about a family member we both know and he told me all the cool toys this family member had every toy was a few bucks here and a few bucks there before you know it that family member lost it all and the house he lived in.