Both offices had a good handful of bodies at the locations along with a few appeared to be customers onsite, but i'm a little worried about all the fees and monthly expenses i was presented with along with the commision rates.

Is there a governing body I can contact?

If the woman is elderly the whole transaction might be disallowed as the woman might be deemed " Not of sound mind and body to enter into a legal contract."

Just like I'd love a cheap place in Monaco, but I'm not entitled to have it for life from some governing body. 

Even when using the highest grade solar salt, shampoo and body wash were simply difficult to wash off in the shower.

Leave on foot or in a body bag.

But still no real estate and no big fat bank account.

I't was not easy getting this deal it wasn't that much but it was just a sense of energy in my body that made me smile .

When I began law enforcement and learned years ago that I am simply a body in any job.

Or with a duplex driveway, one could try a snowblower or one of the body sled type shovels (depends on your amount of snowfall and personal fitness/interest).