Your tenant smoking in the unit is a 3 day matter, being loud and disorderly is 30 notice to cure.  

These tenants are causing problems with others in the building, disorderly and more and more ruining the apartment.I've recorded all of my interactions with ERAP.

What I do have is some sort of genetic disorder called "a sometimes misguided passion for real estate investing" that at times interferes with other areas of my life.

cool, considering 1 IN 3 AMERICANS has or has had an alcohol abuse disorder!

If you feel like you're being mean, then lookup some resources for homeless or displaced women in your area and provide that resource to her and tell her you empathize with her.I don't know this persons story but it could be anything from true, to having personal life drama that you dont want in your rental, there could be illegal activities/drug use involved (pressured speech, confabulation of wild stories) or perhaps just unfortunate uncontrolled mental health disorder.

The situation escalated rapidly.I received a long and rambling message from him stating he has an anxiety disorder, has had breathing issues since moving into unit, his Ionic Breeze is covered in fungus or mold, says crack is being sold outside his apartment, warned there would be "legal problems" and wanted to meet. 

You can't feed that spiral or you'll never get the property.Owner carry may solve some attachment disorder that may be there but same issue as above - She'll be focused on the depreciation recapture up front (reasonable or not). 

The program has recently hired some eager inspectors who appear to suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorders; last year we "failed" the first inspection because the electric range did not have drip pans.

I'm actually concerned about younger newbies, a study was done in 2011 I believe it was, 60% of college students were identified as having some type of personality disorder, 60%!

Divorce, sever depression, acute anxiety disorders, criminal vandalism, and even physical injury.