Surely they jest.

Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace inspired me to set my goals higher and think harder.

This may have been said in jest, but not everyone can walk up to a property and get all of the answers from thin air.The purpose of this site is to ask these questions and to hope for the answers. 

Do you have deals in other states or jest Florida?

I tend to be self-deprecating but mostly in jest ;)Just looked up the Kolbe A Index and it sounds interesting.

(i jest)Anyway, with bad credit you still may be able to get financing, though the terms might not be as good... why not buy with all cash?

Working with an agent they can explain reducing to price per square feet for more accuracy, but hopefully you get the jest of what I'm explaining.Matthew Elmerwww.therealalliance.com

surely you jest !

My goal is to create so much mayhem with with tenants, properties, equity and cash that I can flee the country with millions.Franklin Sincerely hope you're jesting.

I'm not sure how much of your input was real or in jest, but I am "following" some gurus in that some of them actually are successful and not just selling programs.