I'd rather have an espresso machine vs a herpes bath.  

Because once you get a judgement, it's financial herpes, that's never going away, period.

I tell them, we can do this decent together, keep it cheaper on them, or we can do it real easy and do it TO them, because this will be financial herpes, NEVER gonna go away, ever, it will only cost them MORE. 

I learned something interesting about Zika, it’s not like herpes in the sense that it’s always in your system, it’s more like the flu it a cold in that you have it and then after a period of time it leaves your system.

The top unit is a 1800sq ft. 3/2 simplex.

There's no simple x is the solution here.

...but you still haven't told them you've got herpes!   

Hi Matt- Simplex Industries builds throughout the mid-atlantic region- perhaps can be of some help.

It needs to be mechanical because you don’t want it to stop functioning from a dead battery and you want it to be robust because you don’t want someone beating or picking out the rubber numbers with a screw driver and mess up your lockI would recommend looking at Simplex locks, DOD uses them on a lot of government buildings for these same reasons and we also use them for our multi family properties for common access … a bit pricey but they will take a beating, worth the look.

I haven't built any, but I know Ritz-Craft & Simplex has a bunch of floor plans for them. https://www.ritz-craft.com/floor-plans-and-options...https://www.simplexhomes.com/duplex-homes.asp