I bet there were some takeaways looking back. 

Hahaha I'd bet anyone under 40 doesn't even know what that is :D OK.

12 or 24 Month Bank Statement is probably the best bet.

That will probably be your best bet, to buy a fixer and get it cleaned up and then rent it out.Best wishes and good luck with your endeavors.  

Nothing really appealing to me as an accredited investor. let's refine your approach.Contrarian bet on B class office needs to be 50x equity or something

Again, knowing nothing about this particular company, my bet is that type of company will require money up front just to consider whether they can help you out.  

Their clear incentive is to bet on falling interest rates between now and debt maturity.A small handful of owners are forced to sell due to a looming balloon payment that a refi won't cover, but you're not going to find one of those by driving the market when any commercial broker can just look up properties on that basis and start making calls. 

Honestly, upgrading to a commercial-grade stackable setup like Speed Queen or Maytag might be your best bet.

Bought it as a safe bet thinking it would do roughly $35k annually in short term rents.

Do you need or want monthly cashflow, tax write-offs, betting on appreciation,....