Dropped your sunglasses in the toilet and flushed? 

@Jon Klaus it will actually take me long to find the Sunglasses and the ultra cool Jacket.

For instance he gives his sunglasses and jackets to homeless people. 

Thank you for bringing some sanity to this conversation Caleb This is so ridiculous and transparent that Stevie wonder at night with sunglasses on can see through this obvious fabrication.

Stevie wonder at night with sunglasses on could do this !

And as soon as I think that, my phone buzzes with a picture of Brandon on a surf board, and another one of Darren looking cool in sunglasses...in NJ...where the sun never shines...hahaha what a dork!

Our inspector failed to see that our roof was in terrible shape (began leaking a few weeks after moving in) and our termite inspector must have been wearing sunglasses inside during his inspection because we had to pay for that 3 months later.The only other thing I'd recommend is looking at the 100 year flood zone.

OR you could go stealth , get a van , some cameras , some dark sunglasses and do a stakeout , eat crappy junk food and drink lots of coffee . 

I mean, he had some cool and fun memes with Obama and he looks badass in mirrored sunglasses, but there's nothing about this guy's voting record, history or much of anything else that makes him somebody I'd get excited about casting a vote for.This policy looks like it was put together over cocktails during Friday happy hour.

Not so basic - add hennessey hammock, sierra zip stove, solar AA charger, sleeping pad & chair kit, food and spices, reading material, toiletry kit, sewing kit, bandanas, sunglasses, sven saw, micro gps, and coffee.