You don't mention how old this place is, you don't mention where this place is, but I think it's pretty safe to assume your place was once a big old single-family residence that was Mickey-Moused into a Section 8 duplex maybe fifty-sixty years ago and sits squarely in what is now a D-class neighborhood.Sell it.

It won't be packaged as nice as someone you are paying $XX,XXX.XX for... but I bet you fifty bucks there is nothing they will do for you that this forum or those other resources will not know about, or help you with.  

I'm in my fifties and just closed on my first properties yesterday. 

If you had told me what I now know is overwhelmingly true, that somewhere between 80-85% of America's millionaires are self-made and do not become net-worth millionaires until they hit their fifties, I wouldn't have believed it, I would have thought there was some trick to the statistic.I know better now.

If it is not seasoned someone may ask where did they fifty come from all you have to say is: "this is money I have saved for the purposes of investing in real estate" that's the textbook answer that no lender will ever question. 

A lighted inspection camera/borescope costs fifty bucks. 

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Below is exact language for sec deposit.Roommate has to deliver to Landlord a deposit in the amount of seven hundred fifty dollars ($750)("Initial Deposit") before move-in.

To put things in perspective, I have sold about fifty small lot tract maps throughouth LA over the past 15 years. 

Population census declining, houses older than fifty years that need maintenance, racism, tranq (new super cheap drug go look it up), and apathy are a few of the problems.I don't know about your number ~ five million people, but the majority of them want to work.