Other notes: a few of the tenants appear to be less than desired, neglecting their pets, potential hording disorder that over flows to the exterior of the building.

Your tenant smoking in the unit is a 3 day matter, being loud and disorderly is 30 notice to cure.  

I assume Texas bipolar weather between winter and summer really takes a toll on cast iron pipes. 

We bought this thing, rennoed it, worked out tails off, payed it off, got hitched, in four months he developed some sort of anger management disorder, we tried to treat if for a year, but the situation was getting dangerous, so it had to come to and end. 

These tenants are causing problems with others in the building, disorderly and more and more ruining the apartment.I've recorded all of my interactions with ERAP.

The situation escalated rapidly.I received a long and rambling message from him stating he has an anxiety disorder, has had breathing issues since moving into unit, his Ionic Breeze is covered in fungus or mold, says crack is being sold outside his apartment, warned there would be "legal problems" and wanted to meet. 

cool, considering 1 IN 3 AMERICANS has or has had an alcohol abuse disorder!

If you feel like you're being mean, then lookup some resources for homeless or displaced women in your area and provide that resource to her and tell her you empathize with her.I don't know this persons story but it could be anything from true, to having personal life drama that you dont want in your rental, there could be illegal activities/drug use involved (pressured speech, confabulation of wild stories) or perhaps just unfortunate uncontrolled mental health disorder.

What I do have is some sort of genetic disorder called "a sometimes misguided passion for real estate investing" that at times interferes with other areas of my life.

Not sure that those that have any obsessive compulsive disorders should be in real estate.