and next steps, even though whatever you do will not have any teeth given the temporary ban on evictions?

It was like pulling teeth to even get a Security Deposit amount from the seller, I doubt he actually knew the true SD amount.

She walked up to three miles for school, worked in the fields since she was 10 which was the only way she could get school clothes, and bought her first toothbrush when she was 16 but lost most of her teeth by age 20.

If your tenant, or their guests (which may include children) or their dog, is harmed by a wild animal with sharp pointy teeth living under the deck with its growing babies, that they informed you of and asked you to get rid of - then I see "liability" on a neon sign hanging above your head.Use your common sense here, instead of looking for some technical loophole.  

I just bought delta dental insurance, which was like $550 a year, and well worth it because my teeth have history and that stuff is expensive!!

It was gorgeous, and smelled really nice. 

I'm certain it won't go that far, but unless your warnings have teeth they'll take you for granted.

I sold it one year later because the dues went up significantly, and I got sick and tired of the hassles - being harassed by the "plant nazi" for my potted tomato plants (and my place was gorgeous), just constant hassle.And I lived in it myself.  

The City of Philadelphia owns the water department so by law they are allowed to place a lien on your property for unpaid water bills and to sell it at Sheriff Sale if the debt is not satisfied.I warn you this can be tricky to handle on a monthly basis getting your tenants to pay without pulling teeth or hearing complaints from the tenants. 

They dont need a seasoning period.For Pittsburgh oh my Gawd even delayed financing I think i have better luck pulling a teeth out of an elephant than getting a loan from a bank.