This pair is in a crummy deal and is looking for a sucker to bail them out.

It will ruin a pair of shoes and pants . 

We are hands-on with our home currently (my husband is more inclined towards plumbing, and I toward electrical, but our favorite is overall scheming and designing - finishing touches and what not).If you're looking to branch into hiring a property manager for a property somewhere from Anaheim(ish) to LA, it's an experience I'd love to gain: maybe we could make a great pair!

I'm in the process of negotiating for an SFR that I plan to house hack and would love for a second pair of eyes to look over this deal if there offer still stands.

Lots of currency, debt, Trump stuff thrown in there that I don't fully understand at this point. 

. $50 down on the $200k one, $25k each for the pair of $100k ones.

It's not an easy business and it is a low margin business which is why many PMs pair their management service with real estate sales or some other form of industry related revenue generation.  

Pair that knowledge with what rents are in the neighborhoods and you can easily analyze a property. 

I could use additional pairs of eyes to make a bid.

ah, you are doing the labor yourself. that explains a lot. still, you will need a 2nd pair of hands. and you can't do plumbing yourself unless you aren't pulling permits. in our state, you must be licensed in order to replace/install new plumbing.